Is there anything so delicious as a big slice of chocolate cake when you're on a diet? Or a piece of bacon during Lent? Something forbidden is just that much sweeter when you finally do give in and taste it. And I think that's why so many married men call me on my Niteflirt phone sex line.
They don't want to cheat. Not really. But they do want to play with a sweet girl like me. They want to hear me giggle, and tease them, the way their wives (I guess) used to. Phone sex is naughty, and I suppose, forbidden by many. But it's also a safe, fun way to play and not (really) cheat.
For lots of guys, phone sex is just another form of entertainment, like sports, and clubbing. Nothing to do? Call my Niteflirt phone sex lines, and we'll figure out just what you need! I'm like a therapist without the stuffy, "and how did that make you feel?" questions. *lol*
I think it's time to give in. You know you really, REALLY want a taste. And I am SO sweet and willing. Call me now!!!
*kisses*
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1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
Yep, you read it right. And you read it here first! I just got done talking to a sad little sissy slut who has 3 inches (as he put it) stretched, and on a good day. 3 inches. Wow. I am practically shaking with excitement. *lol* I'm not surprised he has to use the phone to get a girl excited...when he called my Niteflirt phone sex line I DID get excited. (about all the money he was spending on me!!)
To be honest though, it was fun. I love phone sex calls when I get to get in touch with my (not so inner) bitch. *lol* It was fun teasing him and making fun of his itsy bitsy clitty. It was fun laughing at his teeny weenie. And it was fun sending the pics he so stupidly sent me to all of my Niteflirt girlfriends! We took a vote, and not one of us would fuck him. (except with a strap on.)
He already knows no real girl would fuck him though. It's why he wears panties and calls girls like me on Niteflirt. He's come to not only accept it, but to revel in it, and honestly...to get off on it. Phone sex has taught him to accept himself for the little tiny dick loser he is, and...well...that's ok. *lol*
Thank you tiny dick loser boy, for being who you are, and for giving me another addition to my kinky phone sex scrapbook!!
Ready for some phone sex fun? Call me!!!
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
Niteflirt is the coolest place in the world for an independent phone sex girl like me! It's also a great place for you guys who want to find a flirty, fun, phone sex girl to talk to! It's safe, easy, and secure, and that's a win for everyone!
So here's how it works: you put some money (any amount is fine, but I recommend a lot, because you can always use it later. I HATE getting interrupted by the computer asking for more money...it always happens at the most FUN times!) into your account, and then you pick the Niteflirt girl (me, natch!) you want to talk to, and you just press the "call now" button. (like the one at the bottom of this post...*hint hint*)
Niteflirt calls you on the number you specified (it usually shows up as 800-863-5478, but it can show up differently...so ANSWER the phone!) and it asks you to press one to take the call. After you accept on your end, it will call the girl you specified, (ME!!!) and ask her to press one to accept the call. Then you are both connected to each other, and can begin a fun phone sex call!
So you never see her number/real name, and she never sees yours. That way everyone is protected (because, well...there are some *interesting* people out there!) and all you have to do is enjoy your Niteflirt phone sex call!!
Ready for some phone sex fun? Call me!!!
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
What makes for good phone sex? I probably haven't been doing this long enough to answer that question, but I'm gonna try! (plus it beats doing homework, which I'm "studiously" avoiding.) *lol* I'd much rather be playing with you on Niteflirt!!
For me, good phone sex is like a dance. Yes,one partner leads, but the other partner has to participate as well, or you're just dancing with yourself. That's why I think every man should call a professional (oooh!! I'm a professional!!) phone sex operator at least once. Preferably on Niteflirt. And extra-preferably, ME!!!
In this phone sex fox trot, (*lol*) it doesn't matter which partner is leading. Lots of guys like to be in control, and I love that! But other guys who call my Niteflirt phone sex lines like me to "take the reins" so to speak, and that's a lot of fun also! As long as everyone is engaged and participating, it's all good.
Every once in a while, someone likes to just "lie there" and let the phone sex girl do all the work. I guess this is more like the horizontal mamba, with the girl on top. *lol*!! And that's fine, but I HIGHLY suggest you let the girl know ahead of time, so she can be prepared!
However you do your own personal phone sex dance, fast and hard, or slow and sensuous, you won't go wrong calling ME on Niteflirt!
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
Phone sex IS a lot like bubble gum! It's a lot of fun! You almost HAVE to smile when you're doing it! It's yummy! It makes my mouth water! It's both oral and aural!! LOL It's sticky!!! (I'm always sticky after one of my Niteflirt phone sex calls!
When you look around Niteflirt and you see all the different kinds of pages the phone sex ladies have, it's like the packaging on different types of gum! Some are flashy, some are cute, some are rather boring, and some you just HAVE to HAVE, like NOW!!! (I hope that's the kind of ad mine is!)
Unlike bubble gum though, phone sex never gets stale! At least it never has for me! I love meeting all these different guys, and finding out what makes them tick! I love when they call my Niteflirt line, and tell me all their dirty little secrets! Sometimes when I'm out in public, I look around and wonder about the men I see. Do any of them ever call me? What are there secrets? Would they ever guess by looking at me that I'm a phone sex girl?
Call me and tell me YOUR secrets! I promise not to tell! (except on my dirty little phone sex blog of course!)
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
and other fun things!
I had the most interesting time on Niteflirt last night! I was told that when you're involved in the world of phone sex to always expect the unexpected...but I didn't expect ANY of what happened last night!
The first funny caller to my phone sex line was a man who wanted to hear me laugh, point at his little wee wee, (his words!) and say "ewww it's a clitty" over and over while laughing as hard as I could. It actually REALLY got me laughing, cuz, well, just cuz it was SO funny! So some guys REALLY get off (literally!!!) on being laughed at!! Who knew?!!!
Then there was the guy who wanted me to oink and grunt like a pig while he was fucking me. He kept telling me I was his little piggy slut, and that from now on, that's how I would communicate. With oinks and grunts. (oh and a few squeals too!) It sounds silly, but it was both hot and silly at the same time! When he calls me on Niteflirt, I'm not even to say "hello" or "goodbye" or he'll punish my sweet little naughty bits...
And then...another thing I TOTALLY didn't expect on my phone sex listings! Ok, so, the other phone sex ladies I know, (love you guys!!!) had told me to put up pics for sale, and also, like, tip buttons. I did that, not expecting much to come of it, but OMG!! This guy bought some pics AND hit my "play money" button of $25!! He promised to cum back today and buy more!! I know phone sex isn't supposed to be JUST about my satisfaction, but it gets me SO hot to think of someone looking at my pics and getting all excited...
The last one isn't so much funny as sweet, but this is my blog and I can do what I want!!! *lol* An older gentleman called me last night and wanted to "just talk". Not about anything sexual...just more about life. His wife was gone, and his kids hardly ever visit him, and he just wanted "someone sweet" (his words) to talk to. Awwww....he was adorable, and I do appreciate him picking me, out of all of the Niteflirt phone sex girls to talk with. I hope he calls back soon!
I want to put YOU in my naughty phone sex scrapbook! Call me!
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
So yesterday I had several older gentlemen call me on Niteflirt. They are my favorite to play phone sex with! I don't really know why, I guess it's just...they let me be me, and seem to have so much fun with it! One guy just wanted to talk about like what I do with the guys I go out with. I think he found out more than he expected to!!! Seriously, if you're calling a taboo teen slut on her phone sex listing, expect raunchy! *giggle*
One guy had a spanking fetish!!! OTK spanking has always been a favorite of mine! (well, ever since I realized it could be sexy and not JUST punishment!) Now I enjoy it for punishment AND to get me even more excited!! We talked about a lot of spanking things during our Niteflirt phone sex call, and even *I* learned some things I didn't know! We're going to watch spanking videos next time he calls! *YaY*!!!
Then this other guy called my phone sex line and wanted ME to tell HIM what to do as he was jacking off! I've had plenty of men tell ME what to do, but I sure wasn't expecting that! OMG!! It was SO fun!!!! I got to giggle at him and tease him, make him stop just when it was getting good, make him beg me to let him continue...WHO KNEW how much fun that could be?!!! I LOVE Niteflirt!
I am learning SO MUCH about phone sex, and men (especially older men!) just by logging into Niteflirt every day!!! This is the most fun I've had since I got kicked out of Disneyland! (it involved two characters in chipmunk costumes, baby oil, and a see through top...)
So, just let me say thank you to the wonderful customers I already have, and to the guys who are getting ready to becum my phone sex buddies! You all ROCK!!
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
So, I was talking with a friend the other day about what I do when I'm on Niteflirt. I think she was a little shocked, but, I really don't care. She fucked my ex boyfriend before he was my ex, so she's lucky she still has a face. *snicker* When I was telling her about some of the things the guys on Niteflirt have me do, I realized that I can't even remember all of the things I've done! And I'm still young! (obv.)!!!
So I thought I should start a blog. I want to memorialize all the kinky, fun, nasty things I do with you pervs on my Niteflirt phone sex lines. Kinda like a kinky scrapbook! I want to always remember the guy who makes me touch myself and pretend I'm doing it in front of my (not hot but always horny) professor. And the guy who makes me crawl for him, wear a collar and whimper like a puppy. He calls me his pet slut. He makes me beg for it, and I love it!
I never want to forget the man who likes to hear me tell him what a dirty little fuck slut I am as I fuck my own sweet wet pussy. Or the guy who calls my Niteflirt phone sex line just to listen as I tell him what I did with all the other guys. I am enthralled with the man who makes me play with my vibrator and can somehow tell right before I cum. He always makes me turn it off then, and not touch it the rest of the time we're talking. Sometimes he lets me suck it afterwards. He makes me call him Master.
This is the beginning of my blog. I expect it's going to get kinkier as time goes on. I hope it turns you on as much as it does me! Read it, and then call me. I wanna put your phone sex fantasy up here too!
*kisses*
Honey Creams (for you!)
1-800-863-5478 EXT 9743953
